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What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 08:13

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Think about the opposite sex in a sexual way. Remember “eye babies”?

Doing any other kind of drug that gives you pleasure. Can’t have that!

Watch porn. Yaaaaawn. This is such lazy sh*t. Why do they even bother with this one?

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Gambling. Another yawn, except for those addicted to gambling, which is a real problem…but a sin, gimme a break!

Drinking. Heh, doing that right now. Some of them even deny that Christ drank wine, and they try to claim he drank grape juice instead. As if that was really a thing back then.

Think about the same sex in a sexual way. What’s next, dogs and cats living together? (and this is hardly an exaggeration; in the 2000s in the gay marriage controversy, Republicans were shouting that it would lead to bestiality)

Did your siblings abuse you growing up? Not your parents, specifically your siblings, or other children in the household you were raised with.

Have sex. Sometimes even within marriage, if you aren’t trying to have a child.

Masturbation. Second verse, same as the first. (with apologies to Violent Femmes)